partyatsanguines:

partyatsanguines:

Back pain? Have you tried:

Of all the communities for one of my posts to circulate in, the chronic pain community was not expected but honestly that’s even funnier than this as an elder scrolls shitpost

butchsandwich:

enlargers:

“can i ask you something?” my immediate reply says “go for it" but my mind has already gone through the seven stages of grief

My whole body seized reading the first five words.

pirategf:

pirategf:

i literally never force myself to do anything thats probably my biggest problem abjzsdgdhdj

me: ugh i dont want to do that

brain: dont do it then

me: can’t argue with that

(Source: newtkins)

denchgang:

mommunist:

where my texas boys at..

texas 

autumnhobbit:

worst part of adulthood so far is definitely the fact that people have the ability to contact me and i have to respond in a timely manner