My favourite memory of learning French is the fact that somehow we picked up the phrase ‘leaky tap’ without knowing how, and when I asked my teacher she said “I dunno. My ex boyfriend was a plumber?” As if that clarified things for us?????

idontfindyouthatinteresting:

Jonathan Tucker everyone. Giving the people what they want.

(Reblogged from color-division)

romp2:

algae-orlando-bloom:

the fifth graders drew me weird shit at work

i love it

(Reblogged from 01012012)
You have to be odd to be number one.

Dr. Seuss

This changed me

(via rfvw)

(Source: lsd-soaked-tampon)

(Reblogged from 01012012)

skyecandi:

overheard at the dominos I work at:

"pizza seller. I am going on a delivery and I need your strongest pizzas."

"you cannot handle my strongest pizzas, driver"

(Reblogged from 01012012)

(Source: supernormal)

(Reblogged from 01012012)

captcha-blog:

nonbinarydragon:

genitalgabbers:

again-for-the-first-time:

feelingravityspull:

the-fletcher-memorial-home:

Fe Maiden

Pb Zeppelin

Freddie Hg 

i really wanted to add to this but all the good jokes Ar

This post is pure Au

These jokes are Na fine

(Reblogged from 01012012)

elicrotch:

v0ciferation:

checks grades

*bastille voice* how am i gonna be an optimist about this

well if you close your eyes

(Reblogged from dannyqhantom)

The Hobbit: The Battle of the Five Armies Official Tapestry

(Source: the-hobbit)

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(Source: pinefarts)

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