My mom is yelling at my brother and I overheard this.
- Mom:
- Brother:
- Mom:
- Brother:
- Mom:
- Me:
let’s take a moment to appreciate some of the pokedex entries for ghost pokemon.
haunter
gengar
banette
shedinja
misdreavus
sableye
dusclops
dusknoir
drifloon
spiritomb
lampent
chandelure
yamask
cofagrigus
*bonus: mummification process
THE NOISE I MADE WAS KIND OF INHUMAN
PRAISE THEM
OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD.
PERFECT. PEOPLE.
(Source: nanites)
#oh Harry the things you don’t know about yourself could fill a book #in fact #they did #seven of them
Harry Potter and Holy Fuck I’m A Wizard
Harry Potter and Shit I Can Talk To Snakes
Harry Potter and When the Fuck Did I get a Godfather?
Harry Potter and There are Other Wizarding Schools?
Harry Potter and Oh My God I Can See What Voldemort’s Doing
Harry Potter and Snape Was Friends With My Mum?!
Harry Potter and Well Fuck Snape was a Good Guy All Along and Now I Have to Die Whyyyy
(Source: the-swedish-short-snout)
Via Excuse me while I squee...
i’m about to cry
my brother told me that only today he found out that LGBT stood for les/gay/bi/trans instead of lettuce green bacon tomato
he looked at me and he had tears in his eyes and he said in the most horrified voice
i’ve been telling people i like LGBT sandwiches okay that means i’ve been having gay sandwiches
then he started to cry and ran off and yelled
they all think i’ve had gay threesomes!!!!!
i’m actually crying omg
Whoever says gay people shouldn’t have children, look at this picture and go fuck yourself.
how on earth is he holding her with just his hands like that
it’s the secret power of the gay
all homos can do that
(Source: moonchild30)
no i don’t wear glasses because i think they’re cute i wear glasses because im fucking blind
